Chocolate Eclairs

This recipe has been a long time coming.

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My mom has been on me about making homemade eclairs more than anything ever. More than cleaning my room, doing chores, finishing homework, doing college apps, studying, you name it.

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This is a big deal for her.

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Homemade eclairs completely from scratch really take time, so that is something very important to keep in mind before you start this recipe. I did the steps over the course of 3 days, making the eclair shells first, then the custard, then the pourable fondant on the final day. Which was good and bad…I was asked at least 3 times a day about whether they can eat them yet (even when I just had unfilled shells!)

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So expect friends and family down your neck. But hey it was super worth it in the end, I felt like I just finished running a marathon!

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Chocolate Eclairs

Pate Choux

1/2  cup milk (I used skim)

1/2 cup water

1/2 cup (1 stick) butter

1 teaspoon white sugar

1 cup bread flour

4 eggs

  1. Preheat oven to 400˚F
  2. In a large pot combine the water and milk with the butter and sugar and salt. Bring to a rolling boil, and add the flour all at once. With a wooden spoon stir vigorously to moisten the flour. The mixture will absorb as much liquid as possible almost instantly and then turn into a mass of dough that will ball up around the spoon.
  3. Continue stirring and cooking over med-high heat until is has formed a firm ball of dough that has evaporated out a lot of the excess moisture. The cooking process can take almost 3 minutes. At this point you can transfer the dough to your mixer bowl fitted with the paddle attachment.
  4. Mix on low speed to allow much of the excess steam and moisture to escape, while cooking the dough before adding the eggs.
  5. Once you have slightly cooled this dough for just about 1-2 minutes of low speed mixing, you can begin to add the eggs 1 at a time. Do not add another one until the dough has absorbed the previous egg completely. Your dough mass will seem to separate before it has absorbed all of the liquid from the egg, but it will smooth as you continue mixing. Add each additional egg in the same manner. (You do not want a runny, liquidy dough. You are looking for a fairly stiff dough that when piped into eclairs and puff shells it will hold its shape on the sheet pan. You can test your consistency of the choux paste by lifting the paddle attachment to your mixer and allow the dough to run off in a steady stream that is firm yet elastic.
  6. Transfer your dough to a pastry bag fitted with a straight tube, or simply the coupler hole with no tip attached will suffice.
  7. Pipe shells approximately 1″ spaced on a parchment lined sheet pan. Bake in preheated oven for 20 minutes, then lower oven temperature to 350˚F and bake for an additional 20 minutes.

Vanilla Custard

2 cups milk (I used skim)

1 egg

2 egg yolks

1/2 cup white sugar

1/4 cup cornstarch

1 Tablespoon vanilla extract

  1. In a medium bowl place the whole egg, egg yolks and cornstarch with 2 Tablespoons of the sugar and whisk vigorously to smooth out any lumps.
  2. Meanwhile, in a large pot combine the milk and remaining sugar (1/4 cup plus 2 Tablespoons) and bring to a boil. Once the milk comes to a boil you will remove from the heat and slowly pour the hot milk mixture into the eggs/cornstarch mixture while constantly whisking with your free hand.
  3. Once you have poured about half of the milk into the eggs, you have sufficiently brought the eggs to temperature and it is now safe to pour the entire egg mixture back into the pot with the rest of the milk. Place back on the stove over high heat and while constantly stirring with a wooden spoon, you will cook until the entire mixture reaches 140˚ Degrees F, coats the back of the spoon, and is thickened. Be careful NOT to overcook the mixture!
  4. Remove from heat, whisk in vanilla extract. Using a fine mesh strainer you will pour this custard through to get out any cooked bits of egg or any lumps that remain.
  5. Pour the custard into a shallow dish (like an 8×8-inch baking pan) and cover the surface with plastic wrap. Let cool in refrigerator. When ready to use: whisk custard, place in a piping bag fitted with a 21 or 32 (or similar size) Wilton tip and pipe into eclair shells.

Poured Chocolate Fondant

4 1/4 cups powdered sugar

1/4 cup cocoa powder (I used dark)

1/4 cup corn syrup, warmed in the microwave for 25 seconds

2 oz. chocolate, melted

1/3 cup warm water

  1. Sift the powdered sugar and cocoa powder into the bowl of your stand mixer. Pour in the warmed corn syrup and melted chocolate; mix until smooth. Add the warm water starting with1/4 cup first, then add more to adjust to your desired consistency.
  2. Store this recipe in a clean container at room temperature for up to 2 weeks. It can be stored in the refrigerator for longer, up to 6 weeks.

ASSEMBLY OF ECLAIRS

Take baked and cooled pate choux eclair shells and poke a hole on each end of the eclair, using a small kabob stick or flower nail. Take a piping bag, filled with vanilla custard, fitted with a 21, 32, or similar size tip, and insert tip in holes in eclair shells. Squeeze custard into shell until custard starts to poke through, repeat in hole on the other side of the eclair shell. Dip the tops of filled eclairs in prepared pourable chocolate fondant. Keep finished eclairs in fridge; only allow them to sit out for 2 hours, tops. Enjoy!

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Random Fact of the Day: 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

Double Chocolate Brownies

I’m in a little need of some chocolate therapy

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My life as a soccer player ended on Wednesday and it was nothing short of devastating.

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Everyone else in my senior class was getting all sad and sentimental about graduation tomorrow, but I can honestly say I truly felt nothing until Wednesday night when we lost that game. I really didn’t even feel like I was graduating. It felt like no big deal, like I was going to be back in the high school halls come August.

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After double overtime and penalty kicks, after losing the sectional semi-final game, I felt like a part of my childhood ended. No more tournaments, no more full-field suicide runs, no more shooting drills, no more will I be able to lace those cleats on for another real game. It finally hit me that soccer was over and high school was done.

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I have had the best parents, some great coaches, and loads of unforgettable teammates that have become friend I will have for life.

Needless to say, there was lots of crying. “Lots” is an understatement. So I present you all some double chocolate brownies that can cushion any sorrow!

Double Chocolate Brownies

1/2 cup all-purpose flour
1/3 cup cocoa powder (I used dark cocoa powder)
pinch salt
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
1 cup chocolate chips
1/2 cup (1 stick) butter, melted
1 cup white sugar
2 eggs
1 teaspoons vanilla extract

  1. Preheat oven to 350˚F and spray a 8×8 square pan with cooking spray.
  2. In a large bowl, sift together flour, cocoa powder, salt, and baking powder. Stir in chocolate chips.
  3. In a separate bowl, whisk together butter, sugar, eggs, and vanilla extract. Add wet ingredients to dry ingredients and stir until just combined.
  4. Pour batter into prepared baking pan and bake in preheated oven for 25-30 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean. Let cool for about 45 minutes, then cut into squares. Enjoy!

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Random Fact of the Day: Jennifer Aniston’s original name is Jennifer Anastassakis

Choco-Mint [Cake Mix] Bars

Weeeirdest thing ever has been happening to me quite frequently lately…

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Ever since I have stopped eating meat (about 3 months ago), I have been having the craziest dreams(/nightmares).

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It’s usually pretty short, but basically the way it goes is this: I eat meat without thinking about it or remembering that I gave up meat, I FREAK out, start crying, ask about surgery to remove the meat, cry some more and just freak out in general.

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Then I wake up, and it always feels like the dream was so real. I’ll be like “Did that really just happen? Did I really do that? WHY would I freak out about eating a little meat?” especially because I really don’t care that much if I eat a little meat, especially when I don’t want to be an inconvenience to others during meals that are outside of my control.

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At a pasta dinner for soccer, the sauce was of course a meat sauce, so I pretty much tried to make the best of it and just avoid the sauce as much as I could but those little things certainly aren’t worth creating a fuss over. Thankfully all my little meat-eating tantrums have been dreams.

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On a totally unrelated note..You may have noticed these pictures of these delicious bars. Oh yeashhh they are delish. One of my favorite flavor combos (chocolate and mint) and then the cake mix I used already have marshmallow bits in it, so I was just like SCOREEE. This recipe is super versatile, so feel free to use whatever cake mix you want and what add-ins you like!

Choco-Mint [Cake Mix] Bars

1 (13.75 oz.) Chocolate* Cake Mix (This size is usually labeled as “Cupcake Mix”)**See note at bottom!***

2 eggs

5 Tablespoons butter, melted

1/2 cup Mint Andes baking bits (Or chopped up Andes candies)

  1. Preheat the oven to 350˚F. Spray a 8″x8″ or 9″x9″ baking pan with cooking spray.
  2. In a large bowl, mix dry cake mix, eggs, and melted butter together until combined.  Add in the mint Andes bits until evenly distributed. Pour batter into prepared baking pan.
  3. Bake in preheated oven for 16-18 minutes, or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean.  Let cool in pan for about 5-10 minutes, then slice and enjoy! Cover bars with plastic wrap or store in sealed container when not eating.

*You may notice the white little specks in my bars, the cake mix I used had marshmallow bits already included in it, so that is what those are!

***Note: If you can only find a regular sized 18.25 oz. cake mix, that is fine, just prepare the batter the same. You may need to add a few more Tablespoons of water or milk to make the batter a spreadable consistency. Pour the batter into a 13″ x 9″ baking pan and bake at 350˚F for 20-25 minutes, or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean.

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Random Fact of the Day: 40% of women have hurled footwear at a man. Any readers out there guilty of this??

Apple Crumb Cake

Times have certainly changed. Even within the past 5 years, it is crazy how much the whole “searching-for-a-college-roommate process” has changed. My brother and sister both did totally random roommates, people they had never met before, maybe seen their facebook profiles, but literally know basically nothing about them.

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Me…well, I’m a little different. No, I am not choosing one of my good friends to be my roommate, but I’m too scared to go the totally-stranger-roommate route. It isn’t even that I’m really scared I’ll end up with a complete psycho, my fear is almost that they might not like me. It would be harder for me to live with someone who doesn’t like me, rather than live with someone who doesn’t particularly lift my skirt.

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Is that totally, completely insane?

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I’ve been talking to several girls about rooming together for next year, I almost feel like I’m cheating on them for talking to so many people! But, I figure that even if I don’t room with them, it’s a good idea to get to know potential hangout buddies for the next year, or at least the first couple week to get my feet wet.

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Talking to girls about rooming together sort of feels like on-line dating. I can’t exactly say I’ve ever done on-line dating before, but it’s what I imagine it would be like! We post little bios of ourselves on the University facebook page, trying to make ourselves sound as marketable as possible, and it just feels a little fake. Buuuut, some girls have actually asked me to meet with them in person. AH! So scary, but I know it’s the smart thing to do, to actually get to know them and find out if they really are psychopaths. I did meet with one (who was my top choice) and we ended up REALLY hitting it off and talked for like 2 HOURS! Can you imagine that? Two people that have never met before just meeting up and chatting it up for a couple hours…I’m so excited for next year!!

Anyhoo, I hardly remember this apple crumb cake because it was literally gone in less than 24 hours. Yeah, it was that good. The grated apple gives a subtle hint of apple and adds a nice hint of apple-touch to the fluffy cake. The crumb topping: to. die. for.

Apple Crumb Cake

(Makes 1- 8 x 8 inch cake)

FOR CAKE:

1/2 cup plus 2 Tablespoons whole wheat flour

1/2 cup all-purpose flour

1 teaspoon baking powder

1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg

2 eggs

1/2 cup vegetable or canola oil

1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract

1 medium-large apple, peeled, cored, and grated

FOR CRUMB TOPPING:

1/4 cup whole wheat flour

1/4 cup all-purpose flour

pinch of salt

1 teaspoon ground cinnamon

1/4 teaspoon allspice

2 1/2 Tablespoons melted butter

  1. Preheat oven to 350˚ F. Spray an 8×8 inch baking pan with cooking spray or grease with butter/oil.
  2. In a large bowl, whisk together flours, baking powder, and ground nutmeg. Mix in eggs, oil, and vanilla extract. Fold in grated apple. Spread batter evenly into the bottom of the baking pan and set aside.
  3. In a medium-small bowl, mix together all the ingredients for the crumb topping except the butter. Once combined, slowly add butter and mix up with hands to create crumb texture. Sprinkle crumb mixture evenly over batter spread in pan.
  4. Bake in preheated oven for 30-35 minutes or until toothpick inserted in center comes out mostly clean. Let cool on wire rack for about 15-20 minutes, slice and serve! Cover with plastic wrap when not eating.

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Random Fact of the Day: Rubber is one of the ingredients in bubble gum.

Coconut Pound Cake

Do any of you guys do Lent? I feel like not many people do anymore. I’m sure I’ve mentioned this before, but my family always gives up treats for Lent.

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Yes..treats. ALL treats.

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I am sure you can all imagine how painful this is for me, the cookie dough-cake batter-frosting-licking-addict.

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This was about as close as I could come to making a dessert without the Lent police coming after me.

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I had my dad, the coconut connoisseur, just about on his knees praising me for this cake.  This recipe fell under the “Don’t change A THING” category for him and I know he is just counting down the days until I make it again, maybe I’ll give baking it in a loaf pan a go next time?

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Coconut Pound Cake

(Make one 9 or 10-inch tube pan cake)

1 cup (2 sticks) butter, softened

2 cups white sugar

5 eggs

1 cup milk (I used skim)

1 teaspoon coconut extract

1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

3 1/2 oz. coconut (I used half sweetened shredded coconut and half unsweetened coconut flakes)

2 cups all-purpose flour

1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder

pinch of salt

  1. Preheat oven to 350˚F. Grease and flour a 9 or 10-inch tube pan. 
  2. In a medium bowl, whisk together flour, baking powder, and salt. Set aside.
  3. Using a stand mixer, cream together butter and sugar. Add in eggs, one at a time. Be sure to scrape down sides and bottom of bowl to get everything incorporated. Add in the coconut and vanilla extract. Mix in the milk and coconut. Finally, slowly add in the flour mixture and mix until just combined.
  4. Pour batter into prepared pan and bake in preheated oven for 1 hour, until about golden brown and top springs back when lightly touched. Let cool in pan for about 10 minutes, then invert onto plate. Enjoy!

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Random Fact of the Day: A rainbow can only be seen in the morning or late afternoon.